Blind Box: Mystery Vintage Y2K Funny Phrase Acrylic Keychain
Shop our massive 200+ pc collection of vintage ‘80s-Y2K acrylic 2” funny phrase comedy keychains.
Most are manufactured by Kalan, a brand known for their iconic punchline keychains that you’d find at places like Spencer’s gifts or more adult-friendly gift shops.
Common themes for vintage punchline keychains include:
- Loves to shop / Women be shopping
- Lost my mind / I’m crazy / you’re crazy
- Someone smells and it’s probably you
- Girls rule, boys drool
- I’m a/the B*tch (a personal favorite)
- 100% Angel or Devil
- Mean girls
- Drinking too much
- Dating woes
and many many many other sarcastic, punchy, politically incorrect, and borderline offensive messages in bright, bold, and sometimes glittery designs.
Each keychain includes a metal lobster clip and is pre-packed in a sealed holographic bag and chosen at random. The photographs included in this listing showcase only a tiny portion of our collection that we are pulling from.
Be sure to tag @shopbagcrap on Instagram to share what’s inside your mystery bag!
Good luck and let the odds be ever in your favor.
- Vintage items are sold in very good-excellent condition unless otherwise noted.
- All items are crafted and curated in Dallas, TX by Amanda Marcuson.
- Free Bag Crap keychain included with purchases over $40.
- All sales final.
