Vintage 90s Kalan Keychains— Novelty Comedy Phrases
Assorted 90s vintage keychains featuring comedic phrases and punchy sayings on acrylic.
• Hardware: Original hardware with added lobster clip
• Dimensions: 2.5" x 1.5"
• History: Funny phrase keychains were made popular by novelty gift brands like Kalan and Laugh Tracks. These are the kinds of keychains you'd commonly find at adult gift shops and Spencer's Gifts.
• This Drop Includes:
A – 'When I Die, Bury me Upside Down, So The World Can Kiss My A**"
Era: 90s Vintage
Condition: Very Good
B– 'I can't help it if I'm GOOD LOOKING'
Era: 90s Vintage
Condition: Good, Hairline scratching
C– 'I AM NOT A BITCH, I AM THE BITCH'
Era: 90s Vintage
Condition: Very Good
C– 'WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF SO DAMN GOOD LOOKING'
Era: 90s Vintage
Condition: Very Good
*Each charm is sold separately. Pricing is determined based on condition, rarity, and current demand.
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- ⚠️ Choking Hazard: Small parts. Ages 14+. Not a toy.
- 🕰️ Vintage items may show slight wear unless noted.
- 📍 All items are crafted and curated in Dallas, TX by Amanda Marcuson.
- 🚫 All sales are final.
