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Vintage Novelty Phrase Keychains (8)
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Blind Box: Mystery Vintage Y2K Funny Phrase Acrylic Keychain
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Kaplan Keychains
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A. Vintage 'If It Weren't for Boys' Keychain - $10.00
B. Vintage 'I'm So Great' Keychain - $12.00
C. Vintage 'It's Not an Easy Job Being a Princess' Keychain - $12.00
D. Vintage 'To Save Us Both Time' Keychain - $12.00
E. Vintage 'Expensive But Worth It' Keychain - $12.00
F. Vintage 'I'm Not the Boss' Keychain - $12.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Kaplan Keychains
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A. Vintage 'My Rules Apply To Everyone But Me' Keychain - $9.00
B. Vintage 'I Don't Have an Attitude Problem' Keychain - $14.00
C. Vintage 'How About Never' Keychain - $14.00
D. Vintage 'Mirror Mirror' Keychain - $14.00
E. Vintage 'Don't Worry Be Happy' Keychain - $14.00
F. Vintage 'Daddy's Girl' Keychain - $14.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
$14 - $18
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You Should Know How to Read My Mind - $9.00
I Think: Therefore I'm Single - $9.00
Not A Morning Person Doesn't Cover It - $9.00
Back Off! I'm Stressed to Kill - $9.00
I Only Look Sweet and Innocent - $9.00
I Know You're There I Choose Not To See You - $9.00
I'm So Great I'm Jealous of Myself - $9.00
When I Woke Up I Had One Nerve Left - $9.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
$12
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SILVER - WARNING WARNING YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF IRRITATING A PRINCESS - $12.00
ORANGE - I'VE FINALLY UPPED MY STANDARDS NOW UP YOURS - $12.00
YELLOW - GOOD PRINCESS GONE BAD - $8.00
GREEN - BEEN THERE DONE THAT - $8.00
PURPLE - BOYS LIE - $12.00
SILVER - FOLLOW ME I'M POPULAR - $12.00
ORANGE - I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS - $12.00
SILVER - CHICK WITH AN ATTITUDE - $8.00
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Vintage Y2K Novelty Phrase Keychains: You Pick
$12
$8 - $12
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A. I THINK THEREFORE I'M SINGLE - $8.00
B. I SUFFER FROM CRS: Can't Remember Shit - $8.00
C. YOUR LOOK IS SOOO OVER! - $12.00
D. DON'T BOTHER ME - $8.00
E. I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED - $12.00
F. I DO WHAT THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD TELL ME TO - $8.00
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Vintage 90s Kalan Keychains— Novelty Comedy Phrases
$12 - $35
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A. Teal - WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN - $15.00
B. Light Blue - I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M GOOD LOOKING - $12.00
C. Gold - I AM NOT A B*TCH - $35.00
D. Teal - WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF GOOD LOOKING - $18.00
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Vintage 90's Y2k Comedy Quote Keychains: Drop 1
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You touch my keys - $9.00
Don't mess with me - $9.00
Haven't you seen a princess before? - $9.00
Reality causes stress - $9.00
I can't help if I'm good looking - $9.00
The good news is I'm me - $9.00
I'm not arrogant just better than you - $9.00
I'm surrounded by idiots - $9.00
I love cooking with wine - $9.00
If it's too loud you're old - $9.00
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