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Blind Box: Mystery Vintage Y2K Funny Phrase Acrylic Keychain
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Vintage Y2K Novelty Funny Phrase Keychains: You Pick
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Pink - the best man for the job is often a woman - $15.00
Green - why can't i be rich instead of so damn good looking - Sold Out
Orange - i don't have an attitude problem it's supposed to be like this - $15.00
Silver - make someone happy shut up - $15.00
Green - keep trying you'll never be as cute as me - $15.00
Blue - all i want is peace & quiet give me a piece and I'll be quiet - Sold Out
Yellow - you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit - $15.00
Yellow/Red - heaven doesn't want me hell is afraid I'll take over - $15.00
Green - image what I could do if I had all my brain cells - $15.00
Silver metal - expense and worth it - $15.00
Brass metal - party animal - Sold Out
Gold - thank god I'm a senior - Sold Out
Pink/Yellow - I'm hot and you're not - Sold Out
Blue/Yellow - I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits - Sold Out
Yellow/Black - another brilliant mind ruined by education - Sold Out
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Vintage 90s Kalan Keychains— Novelty Comedy Phrases
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A. Teal - WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN - $15.00
B. Light Blue - I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M GOOD LOOKING - Sold Out
C. Gold - I AM NOT A B*TCH - Sold Out
D. Teal - WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF GOOD LOOKING - $15.00
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