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Blind Box: Mystery Vintage Y2K Funny Phrase Acrylic Keychain
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Kaplan Keychains
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A. Vintage 'If It Weren't for Boys' Keychain - $10.00
B. Vintage 'I'm So Great' Keychain - $12.00
C. Vintage 'It's Not an Easy Job Being a Princess' Keychain - $12.00
D. Vintage 'To Save Us Both Time' Keychain - $12.00
E. Vintage 'Expensive But Worth It' Keychain - $12.00
F. Vintage 'I'm Not the Boss' Keychain - $12.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Kaplan Keychains
$14
$9 - $14
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A. Vintage 'My Rules Apply To Everyone But Me' Keychain - $9.00
B. Vintage 'I Don't Have an Attitude Problem' Keychain - $14.00
C. Vintage 'How About Never' Keychain - $14.00
D. Vintage 'Mirror Mirror' Keychain - $14.00
E. Vintage 'Don't Worry Be Happy' Keychain - $14.00
F. Vintage 'Daddy's Girl' Keychain - $14.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
$14 - $18
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You Should Know How to Read My Mind - $9.00
I Think: Therefore I'm Single - $9.00
Not A Morning Person Doesn't Cover It - $9.00
Back Off! I'm Stressed to Kill - $9.00
I Only Look Sweet and Innocent - $9.00
I Know You're There I Choose Not To See You - $9.00
I'm So Great I'm Jealous of Myself - $9.00
When I Woke Up I Had One Nerve Left - $9.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
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SILVER - WARNING WARNING YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF IRRITATING A PRINCESS - $12.00
ORANGE - I'VE FINALLY UPPED MY STANDARDS NOW UP YOURS - $12.00
YELLOW - GOOD PRINCESS GONE BAD - $8.00
GREEN - BEEN THERE DONE THAT - $8.00
PURPLE - BOYS LIE - $12.00
SILVER - FOLLOW ME I'M POPULAR - $12.00
ORANGE - I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS - $12.00
SILVER - CHICK WITH AN ATTITUDE - $8.00
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Vintage Y2K Novelty Phrase Keychains: You Pick
$12
$8 - $12
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A. I THINK THEREFORE I'M SINGLE - $8.00
B. I SUFFER FROM CRS: Can't Remember Shit - $8.00
C. YOUR LOOK IS SOOO OVER! - $12.00
D. DON'T BOTHER ME - $8.00
E. I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED - $12.00
F. I DO WHAT THE VOICES INSIDE MY HEAD TELL ME TO - $8.00
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Vintage 90s Kalan Keychains— Novelty Comedy Phrases
$12 - $35
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A. Teal - WHEN I DIE BURY ME UPSIDE DOWN - $15.00
B. Light Blue - I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M GOOD LOOKING - $12.00
C. Gold - I AM NOT A B*TCH - $35.00
D. Teal - WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF GOOD LOOKING - $18.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
$12 - $18
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Is That Your Face or Did Your Neck Throw Up? - $6.00
Men Have Two Faults Everything They Say and Do - $6.00
If Money Is The Root Of All Evil I Want To Be Bad - $6.00
You Should Know How To Read My Mind - $6.00
I'm One Of The Bad Things That Happen To Good People - $6.00
Men Are Like Candy Bars - $6.00
DIVA - $6.00
I'm So Dangerous - $6.00
Domestically Challenged - $6.00
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Vintage Y2K Comedy Phrase Keychains
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How Do You Keep An Idiot Busy? - $9.00
I Only Have 2 Rules - $9.00
Procrastinators Unite - $9.00
Drink Till He's Cute - $9.00
Shock Me Say Something Intelligent! - $9.00
Mirror Mirror On The Wall... - $9.00
I Was Put On This Earth To Make Your Life Miserable - $6.00
If I'm Not Happy Nobody's Happy - $9.00
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90's Comedy Sayings Baby Picture Vintage Keychains
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Ask Me About My Medication - $6.00
Born to Party - $6.00
Works Hard For The Body - $6.00
What am I Doing Out Of Bed? - $6.00
I Survived Alien Abduction - $6.00
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Vintage 90's Y2k Comedy Quote Keychains: Drop 4
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The birth of a candy bar - $6.00
Screw the golden years - $9.00
Boss - $9.00
Don't worry be happy - $9.00
World's best mother award - $6.00
No ordinary girl - $9.00
If you don't like my attitude stop talking - $9.00
World's best friend award - $6.00
So many blondes Such little minds - $9.00
Born to shop - $9.00
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Vintage 90's Y2k Comedy Quote Keychains: Drop 2
$16
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It's all about the attitude - $9.00
Happiness is yelling bingo - $9.00
No thanks - I'm already involved in a meaningless relationship - $9.00
I'm not the boss, I just know what you should be doing - $9.00
I'm out of bed what more do you want? - $9.00
When you're sad I'm sad. When you're happy, I'm happy, When you're horny, I'm happy - $9.00
Been there done that - $9.00
Not a morning person doesn't even begin to cover it! - $9.00
I finally got it all together but I forgot where I put it - $9.00
I don't have an attitude problem, it's supposed to be like this - $9.00
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Vintage 90's Y2k Comedy Quote Keychains: Drop 1
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You touch my keys - $9.00
Don't mess with me - $9.00
Haven't you seen a princess before? - $9.00
Reality causes stress - $9.00
I can't help if I'm good looking - $9.00
The good news is I'm me - $9.00
I'm not arrogant just better than you - $9.00
I'm surrounded by idiots - $9.00
I love cooking with wine - $9.00
If it's too loud you're old - $9.00
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